See the whole of me igniting.
Dani. She/her/hers. If I ever seem cool in any capacity it was probably a mistake. This is where I embarrass myself on a regular basis. I guess this is my disclaimer.
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overtheunderpass:

there’s this car where i’m from, known pretty well by people as “the duck car” and i finally saw it and it beats every celebrity sighting 

image

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The Safety Dance by Men Without Hats
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radtracks:

the safety dance // men without hats

we can dance if we want to
we can leave your friends behind
'cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
well, they’re no friends of mine

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caroldamver:

clint barton is the kind of guy who can hit a fly from 100m away with a bow and arrow but if you yell think fast and throw something at him he will not catch it and it will hit him in the face

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puppetamateur:

okay but consider these

  • 'oh my god im so sorry my dog usually doesnt jump up on people like this i have no idea what their deal is but also hey there'
  • met while jumping into the same pile of freshly raked leaves in a park (alternatively, one jumps in and they met when no 2 kicks said pile of leaves)
  • waiting behind you in line but ‘excuse you me did i just hear you talking shit about my favourite superhero there SON’
  • 3am and the fire alarm in our apartment complex just went off let me lend you my jacket while we wait on the sidewalk
  • it started as one game of ddr in a games acarde/convention and turned into a two hour long battle and i wont let you wiN
  • 'it was raining so hard i wasnt paying attention as i ran into the side of your car/you/your umbrella but were both drenched now and also hey there'
  • eating in the same diner every morning and the waitress ALWAYS mixes up our orders so why dont we just sit at the same table to save her the trouble
  • well were both here to meet a mutual friend to hang out but they dropped out last second and this is awkward as shit huh
  • 'im sorry but your headphones are so loud i can hear them from here and just what the crap do you think youre listening to thats so two thousand and late'
  • 'wait, have we met before?' 'no, i think i wouldve remembered' just in any context just do it okay
  • ghost hunters/haunted house/paranormal investigators au
  • FLORIST AU
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dunwall:

parcelhare:

parcelhare:

I just gave a goblin an accidental handjob in D&D I’m so

For anyone curious, I tried to rip his dick off and then botched my roll. Now our caravan won’t stop calling me the “Hand of Mercy”

i

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okay so I just went to go turn in a paragraph for ap lang/comp on turnitin.com and when I got to the part where you put the title of your paper in the lil title box some options came up, presumably drawn from previous titles that I’ve used, and

?????????????????

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fleurbot:

WHEN U LOVE SOMETHING SO HARD BUT THE FANDOM CONSISTS OF APPROXIMATELY SIX OTHER PEOPLE AND A SHOELACE 

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pokemondaycares:

'oh gross it's dark chocolate i hate dark chocolate' good

give it to me

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"I am a supporting actor, a shadow. But a shadow will become darker if the light is stronger and it will make the white of the light stand out. As the shadow of the main actor, I will make you, the light, the number one in Japan."

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HARRY POTTER HISTORY MEME: three younger versions of characters [3/3] → Minerva McGonagall (Jessica Brown Findlay)

Professor Minerva McGonagall (b. 4 October 1935) was the daughter of Robert McGonagall, a Muggle Presbyterian minister, and his wife, Isobel Ross, a witch. She was a registered Animagus who attended Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry from 1947 to 1954 and was sorted into Gryffindor House. After her education, she worked for two years at the Ministry of Magic and later returned to Hogwarts, where she became Head of Gryffindor House and a Transfiguration professor.
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twinkmastertoudou:

I just
this is from that anon msg mery got

twinkmastertoudou:

I just

this is from that anon msg mery got
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theseshittyhomos:

I’m so sorry this took so long, this week was insane!! Anyways, I hope you like it!! Thanks for the request.

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Make Her A Member Of The Midnight Crew
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klanos:

fistbunp:

my four-part harmony cover of Make Her A Member Of The Midnight Crew. i finally recorded all the parts in a studio and i’m really happy with how it came out!

OH MY GOD THIS NEEDS TO BE POSTED TO YOUTUBE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA