See the whole of me igniting.
Dani. She/her/hers. If I ever seem cool in any capacity it was probably a mistake. This is where I embarrass myself on a regular basis.  Hi there.
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macklemorebrony:

im about to start working as a grader and one of the rules is to not give a 69 on a test. my directions say to look at it again to see where i can give partial credit or take points away because a 68 or 70 would be fine. this is incredible

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witchandfamous:

artist
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protokol:

is this still relevant

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mrscarstairs:

Gather round children, whilst I tell you a little story.
So I was watching Fullmetal Alchemist with my roommate, when I got thirsty and decided what the hell, Ima get myself a Coke. So I went down to the vending machine on our floor and swiped my card and pressed the button to vend the Coke. Well, TWO cokes popped out.
Weird right?
I looked around, wondering if I was on one of those punk’d shows, and grabbed both bottles. Suddenly, a loud thrumming came from the machine, and lo and behold, 6 MORE COKES CAME OUT.
After checking my debit card statement, I found that I was only charged for ONE coke. Feeling giddy but slightly guilty, I nabbed all 8 bottles of coke and went back to my room. After telling my roommate what happened, she decided to go back to the coke machine with me and see if only the Cokes are affected.
She bought two Sprites, and what the fuck do ya know, she got those damn Sprites, AS WELL AS 11 FREE COKES. 
This of course jammed the machine, and before I knew it, I was on my knees with my arm up the Coke machine, practically birthing these little fuckers. I even read off their names on their bottles as I handed them to my roommate. We also found a random Cherry Coke had popped out as well.
Behold our finished family. 19 cokes, 2 Sprites, and a Cherry Coke, all the result of a very overworked and confused Coke machine.

mrscarstairs:

Gather round children, whilst I tell you a little story.

So I was watching Fullmetal Alchemist with my roommate, when I got thirsty and decided what the hell, Ima get myself a Coke. So I went down to the vending machine on our floor and swiped my card and pressed the button to vend the Coke. Well, TWO cokes popped out.

Weird right?

I looked around, wondering if I was on one of those punk’d shows, and grabbed both bottles. Suddenly, a loud thrumming came from the machine, and lo and behold, 6 MORE COKES CAME OUT.

After checking my debit card statement, I found that I was only charged for ONE coke. Feeling giddy but slightly guilty, I nabbed all 8 bottles of coke and went back to my room. After telling my roommate what happened, she decided to go back to the coke machine with me and see if only the Cokes are affected.

She bought two Sprites, and what the fuck do ya know, she got those damn Sprites, AS WELL AS 11 FREE COKES. 

This of course jammed the machine, and before I knew it, I was on my knees with my arm up the Coke machine, practically birthing these little fuckers. I even read off their names on their bottles as I handed them to my roommate. We also found a random Cherry Coke had popped out as well.

Behold our finished family. 19 cokes, 2 Sprites, and a Cherry Coke, all the result of a very overworked and confused Coke machine.

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inggary:

WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK IS THIS SHOW

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deadgirlshoes:

*Remus and Tonks losing Teddy in a crowded place*

"What does your son look like?"

"Good question"

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doc has returned but now your gone i bet come back
i’m back hi
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neonmine:

why is everything everyone else does so loud

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co-ver:

You could give me 67 years to do homework and I wouldn’t do it until the night before

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"In the Annotated Pratchett, the entry for Night Watch outlines parallels with Les Miserables, and a point is brought up which states:

“Javert, the policeman in LM, is concerned only with justice, which he defines as the punishment of the guilty. Vimes, the policeman in NW, is equally obsessed by justice, but he defines it as the protection of the innocent.”, which I think is an interesting distinction and which seems to be relevant now."
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when will doc return from the war

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roselastrider:

i spilled water on my computer mouse earlier and now it’s freaking out and highlighting everything and dragging everything around and it would not let me put down that picture of richard nixon i had a fucking ghost richard nixon smiling at me for 5 minutes as i frantically shook my mouse around trying to make it stop its still doing this please leave me alone richard nixon

roselastrider:

i spilled water on my computer mouse earlier and now it’s freaking out and highlighting everything and dragging everything around and it would not let me put down that picture of richard nixon i had a fucking ghost richard nixon smiling at me for 5 minutes as i frantically shook my mouse around trying to make it stop its still doing this please leave me alone richard nixon

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(Source: pemsylvania)

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gamzee:

I’m all about human x monster friendships where the human is like “there’s this asshole at work” and the monster is like “should i eat them”