See the whole of me igniting.
This was created for my amusement. If I like something it will probably show up here. Fair warning: I like lots of different stuff. I am a female human being and you're free to call me Dani. Hi there.
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starlorde:

starlorde:

au where bucky/the winter soldier is stitch and steve is lilo

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(Source: jasonlasers)

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thebreadgod:

Finding a typo in a book

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rumbellehasthephonebox:

kittykitpanda:

rumbellehasthephonebox:

kittykitpanda:

Sirius Black high-fiving Lily Evans every time she raises her hand in class.

Sirius asking James to high five her when he is took sick to come to class.

Remus Lupin doing it with a sigh and an immediate apology when neither Sirius or James is available.

Peter being overly enthusiastic about being asked to do it, and slapping Lily in the face by accident.

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— 14 Serial Killers Who Were Never Captured
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hypothetical-goldfish:

the-ineffable-pangolin:

A lot of snacks. Like all of the snacks. Antonio club is a go.
Do you hear that guys?  We’re going to have all the snacks.  All of them.  You should all join the Antonio club to get in on some of this awesome snack-action.

Yeah! We should make recruiting posters.

I’m on it.  We’re going to need a catchy slogan though, and maybe a picture of the man of honor.

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hypothetical-goldfish:

hypothetical-goldfish:

the-ineffable-pangolin:

hypothetical-goldfish:

hypothetical-goldfish:

Life Goal: Become Vriska Serket

I’M SORRY DANI BUT ALL STEPS NEEDED TO REACH MY GOAL MUST BE TAKEN AND I GUESS THAT WILL HAVE TO INCLUDE THE SYSTEMATIC MURDER OF MY FRIENDS

OKAY I’M WORRIED BUt when do you think you’ll start developing mind-control powers because I’m pretty interested in that bit I mean is it possible for me to get in on that

Alright now that that is all straightened out let’s focus on the fact that this post has seven whole notes not counting us

That’s slightly worrying because it indicates that there are multiple other people out there who are willing to murder their friends in order to emulate an alien pirate.

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A lot of snacks. Like all of the snacks. Antonio club is a go.
Do you hear that guys?  We’re going to have all the snacks.  All of them.  You should all join the Antonio club to get in on some of this awesome snack-action.
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hypothetical-goldfish:

the-ineffable-pangolin:

hypothetical-goldfish:

hypothetical-goldfish:

Life Goal: Become Vriska Serket

I’M SORRY DANI BUT ALL STEPS NEEDED TO REACH MY GOAL MUST BE TAKEN AND I GUESS THAT WILL HAVE TO INCLUDE THE SYSTEMATIC MURDER OF MY FRIENDS

OKAY I’M WORRIED BUt when do you think you’ll start developing mind-control powers because I’m pretty interested in that bit I mean is it possible for me to get in on that

I WILL KEEP YOU POSTED. maybe you can but you must never surpass me, as I am the rightful alpha.

I am willing to accept that.  Psychic powers would be super cool.

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hypothetical-goldfish:

hypothetical-goldfish:

Life Goal: Become Vriska Serket

I’M SORRY DANI BUT ALL STEPS NEEDED TO REACH MY GOAL MUST BE TAKEN AND I GUESS THAT WILL HAVE TO INCLUDE THE SYSTEMATIC MURDER OF MY FRIENDS

OKAY I’M WORRIED BUt when do you think you’ll start developing mind-control powers because I’m pretty interested in that bit I mean is it possible for me to get in on that

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hypothetical-goldfish asked : I couldn't help but notice that in your tags you said you were a big Antonio fan and so I think we should start a club because Toni is definitely my favorite too

I’m going to make a banner.  How many snacks do you think it is socially acceptable to split between two people?

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- Corisande & Arthur:*laying on the floor with popcorn in their hair surrounded by stray doritos*
- Antonio:What the hell are you two doing?
- Arthur:*sits up* Obviously I'm courting your sister, what else?
- Antonio:*looks at Corisande *
- Corisande:Yeah, we were watching a movie and I stood up to get a drink, tripped over the bowl of doritos, and grabbed his arm to catch myself successfully throwing both Arthur and the popcorn onto the floor.
- Antonio:Alright
- Antonio:. . .Carry on?
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meguki:

"....Father.."

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rodneykong:

shoutout to me for still not having my driver’s license

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evallannn:

Surprise motherfucker

evallannn:

Surprise motherfucker