thebatteur:

once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried

markpelledreamy:

the-perks-of-being-a-megan:

gan-firling:

lestradescakeprintthong:

dirk-gives-ironic-head:

moriartyisqueen:

Mitt Romney goes to prom
Mitt Promney

Mitt Romney goes for food

Mitt Nomney

Mitt Romney gets a sex change 

Mitt Momney

Mitt Romney is explosive
Mitt Bombney

Mitt Romney can’t sleep

Mitt Insomney

Mitt Romney loses the election

Mitt Romney

pandyssian:

OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED 

I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT

GOOD NIGHT FRIENDS I AM TIRED.  MAY ALL YOUR DREAMS BE INTERESTING.

leonardsmccoy:

she wears short skirts, i wear blue shirts, she’s cheer captain and damnit jim, i’m a doctor

honeyyoushouldseemeinacrown:

the-lost-doctor:

the amount of followers you have is how old you are

the person you reblog this from is your companion

your icon is what your current regeneration looks like

your job (or one of your parent’s jobs) is your timelord name

Apparently I’m 840, my companion is Shweta, I get to look like myself (yay!!) And uh… The… Writing… Coach…?

mycroftgetoffmysheet:

cocokat:

pr0fessah:

kordova:

icecoldsouda:

australianss:

newjerseykannushi:

yuugi:

simonbobx:

1. Put your username in image search.
2. Select “animated” under search tools.
3. Post result.

oh my god

Perfect.

well

 perfection

o its actually a thing i animated

#epilepsy warning #gif warning

remember when

that’s about right

what even

I just

How did this happen